"Here, son! Play with these dolls ACTION FIGURES of scantily-clad muscle men in loincloths! That oughtta keep you hetero!" grillman

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  • FunkyStuff [he/him]
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    10 months ago

    Do not boykisser the turtles.

    immediate edit: just remembered they're anthro so it's fine

    subsequent edit: just remembered they're teens so it's not fine

    • raven [he/him]
      ·
      10 months ago

      We're told they're teenagers, but are we told specifically what ages?

      • FunkyStuff [he/him]
        ·
        10 months ago

        I've never watched the shows or the movies but they're marketed at young children, so I guess they're probably young.

        • raven [he/him]
          ·
          10 months ago

          Apparently they're roughly 15..

          Boyhugging with a backpat and a "proud 'a you, son"

          • Findom_DeLuise [she/her, they/them]
            ·
            10 months ago

            Yeah, in the 1980s series, they're canonically all 15. It was printed on the toy packaging and in the mini-comics that they had back in the day.

            You can probably pull the "wull ackshually a 15 year old turtle is like a 1,000 year old dragon" card here, and then we can funny-clown-hammer you for entertainment purposes.