"Here, son! Play with these dolls ACTION FIGURES of scantily-clad muscle men in loincloths! That oughtta keep you hetero!" grillman

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  • raven [he/him]
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    10 months ago

    Apparently they're roughly 15..

    Boyhugging with a backpat and a "proud 'a you, son"

    • Findom_DeLuise [she/her, they/them]
      hexagon
      ·
      10 months ago

      Yeah, in the 1980s series, they're canonically all 15. It was printed on the toy packaging and in the mini-comics that they had back in the day.

      You can probably pull the "wull ackshually a 15 year old turtle is like a 1,000 year old dragon" card here, and then we can funny-clown-hammer you for entertainment purposes.