• happybadger [he/him]
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    10 months ago

    Their sacrifice helps to protect Joe Biden's ongoing genocide against children. Also, I would have survived. Just saying. I would have dodged.

      • happybadger [he/him]
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        10 months ago

        Swerve left, jump right, backwards kick. Bam I saved all those lives. Everyone cheers. We go back to killin' those kids.

      • SupFBI [comrade/them]
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        edit-2
        10 months ago

        You have to bunny hop. These woke boot camps have our troops (brave and honorable) taking a knee every 5 seconds.

      • VILenin [he/him]
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        10 months ago

        I survive resistance attacks every day by not being in the military

    • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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      10 months ago

      When you see the danger indicator you just do a dodge roll for the iframes skill issue

      • oktherebuddy
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        10 months ago

        the woke military makes them carry so many books listing all the genders that they can only fatroll for bad iframes now

        • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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          edit-2
          10 months ago

          The hurtbox0 for regular suicide drones is only 7 frames but the red suicide drone's hurtbox lasts for 11 frames so you need an Adp stat of at least 19 to avoid taking damage.