• happybadger [he/him]
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    10 months ago

    Their sacrifice helps to protect Joe Biden's ongoing genocide against children. Also, I would have survived. Just saying. I would have dodged.

      • happybadger [he/him]
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        10 months ago

        Swerve left, jump right, backwards kick. Bam I saved all those lives. Everyone cheers. We go back to killin' those kids.

      • SupFBI [comrade/them]
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        10 months ago

        You have to bunny hop. These woke boot camps have our troops (brave and honorable) taking a knee every 5 seconds.

      • VILenin [he/him]
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        10 months ago

        I survive resistance attacks every day by not being in the military

    • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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      10 months ago

      When you see the danger indicator you just do a dodge roll for the iframes skill issue

      • oktherebuddy
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        10 months ago

        the woke military makes them carry so many books listing all the genders that they can only fatroll for bad iframes now

        • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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          10 months ago

          The hurtbox0 for regular suicide drones is only 7 frames but the red suicide drone's hurtbox lasts for 11 frames so you need an Adp stat of at least 19 to avoid taking damage.

    • BeamBrain [he/him]
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      10 months ago

      To protect our freedoms!

      Wait, how did my freedoms get all the way over there?

      • usa_suxxx
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        13 days ago

        deleted by creator

    • Tachanka [comrade/them]
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      10 months ago

      frothingfash if there weren't american boots in jordan there would be jordanian boots in america! everything is a zero sum game! you have to be the first to be ruthless or else you'll wind up toothless! this is a healthy mindset to go through life with!!!!!

    • aaaaaaadjsf [he/him, comrade/them]
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      10 months ago

      According to the Jordanian government, the military base attacked was not in Jordan. It was the Al-Tanf base in Syria.

      • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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        10 months ago

        Funny thought, but as a heretidary monarchy the "Jordanian Government" is literally a regime, like literally, because the reg is rex from the latin or etruscan or whatever for king, and they're ruled by a king, they're literally a regime, but they don't get saddled with teh regime word. Like "The hereditary monarchy that controls this country said".

    • zed_proclaimer [he/him]
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      10 months ago

      commercial-district

      We won’t stop until the whole world looks like this. We are the burgerpunk borg

  • 420stalin69
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    10 months ago

    Attacks on US military bases are particularly dangerous due to the large quantities of ketamine that are stored there.

  • CDommunist [they/them, comrade/them]
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    10 months ago

    Three military affiliated Americans dead in militia involved droning, claims Democrat Party sources

    COLUMBIA, S.C. (AP) — Three American service members were found dead in a drone involved strike in northeast Jordan near the Syrian border, President Joe Biden claimed in a statement Sunday. Joe Biden is affiliated with the American Democrat Party, the same group responsible for the many deaths of Vietnam War launched on 3/8/65. The group attributed the strike to Iran-backed militia groups. The AP has not verified these claims

    • zed_proclaimer [he/him]
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      10 months ago

      Three American service members were found dead...

      Three "American" extremists from the internationally recognized terrorist organization known as the USA were found dead...

  • aaaaaaadjsf [he/him, comrade/them]
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    10 months ago

    Update:

    A Jordanian government spokesman told state TV that the militants targeted a different base, outside Jordanian territory.

    https://www.reuters.com/world/biden-says-three-us-service-members-killed-drone-attack-us-forces-jordan-2024-01-28/

    By AFP - Agence France Presse

    Jordan said Sunday a drone attack that killed three US troops did not occur on its territory as Washington reported earlier, but at an army base in Syria near the border.

    Government spokesman Muhannad Mubaidin said the "attack that targeted the American forces did not happen in Jordan... It targeted Al-Tanf base in Syria", where US forces are deployed as part of an international anti-jihadist coalition.

    The Barron's news department was not involved in the creation of the content above. This article was produced by AFP. For more information go to AFP.com.

    https://www.barrons.com/news/jordan-says-deadly-attack-on-us-troops-occurred-in-syria-not-jordan-c2e58b51