• InevitableSwing [none/use name]
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    8 months ago

    In 2012 she was approached by a nice man in a tailored suit. He was handsome and what's the word... debonair. Unbeknownst to her he had a very fake "British" accent.

    "I am very sorry to trouble you. But I'm in a spot of bother. I'm a member of MI-5 and this is a matter of great import to both the United States and the United Kingdom. I merely need to borrow your credit card for the briefest of moments..."

    • keepcarrot [she/her]
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      8 months ago

      This feels like a long running bit. Like, I feel like I could put a subplot about a ditzy faildaughter heirress into a play. These two scams would be in it, and the last one would be so bonkers and over the top obvious.