I've quite recently made a change to sitting down to pee instead of the usual point and shoot and I can't believe I haven't earlier. It's quieter, more comfortable and completely avoids any potential mess from split streams or spraying. Standing does have its place and can be more convenient in certain scenarios but I don't think it should be standard for penis-havers. Do people think it's gay or something?

Thoughts and feelings would be appreciated and will advance the piss discourse of the site.

  • abc [he/him, comrade/them]
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    7 months ago

    yes, I've always peed sitting down (unless I'm using a public restroom and just have to piss, then I'm just gonna use the urinal unless I really want to sit for some reason)

    only negative part is sitting in a toilet that has a higher water level than normal (which is a wtf thing in general because sometimes I'll walk into a friend's house and see their old ass toilet that probably uses like 4gal per flush and go "have you never considered spending the like $150 on a new toilet that will lower your water bill significantly...?? it's not 1970, technology has progressed please stop wasting water") or sitting in one with like a semi in the morning because sad-boi i don't like when i can feel the top of the water with my foreskin

    • Dessa [she/her]
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      7 months ago

      We got a new water efficient toilet and it gets clogged whenever I require more than 3 wipes. This fuckin blows

        • Dessa [she/her]
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          7 months ago

          Wife fights me tooth and nail on it. First and only time she used a bidet it was a bad one that sparyed your entire ass, and I cant convince her that not every bidet is like this

          • abc [he/him, comrade/them]
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            7 months ago

            ha - as I found with my previous roommates at one point, the trick is to just buy & install a nice one without mentioning it. They'll come out of the bathroom when they notice it & try to dunk on you/get you to remove it, but all you have to do is go "why? you don't have to use it, I bought and installed it for myself - enjoy your unclean butthole" and eventually she'll mention out of the blue weeks later that they were completely wrong about bidets - much like my roommates did biden-troll

            • Dessa [she/her]
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              7 months ago

              I may just. I hate showering, and the cleaner my butthole, the longer I can delay it