I've quite recently made a change to sitting down to pee instead of the usual point and shoot and I can't believe I haven't earlier. It's quieter, more comfortable and completely avoids any potential mess from split streams or spraying. Standing does have its place and can be more convenient in certain scenarios but I don't think it should be standard for penis-havers. Do people think it's gay or something?
Thoughts and feelings would be appreciated and will advance the piss discourse of the site.
Wife fights me tooth and nail on it. First and only time she used a bidet it was a bad one that sparyed your entire ass, and I cant convince her that not every bidet is like this
ha - as I found with my previous roommates at one point, the trick is to just buy & install a nice one without mentioning it. They'll come out of the bathroom when they notice it & try to dunk on you/get you to remove it, but all you have to do is go "why? you don't have to use it, I bought and installed it for myself - enjoy your unclean butthole" and eventually she'll mention out of the blue weeks later that they were completely wrong about bidets - much like my roommates did
I may just. I hate showering, and the cleaner my butthole, the longer I can delay it