• mar_k [he/him]
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    5 个月前

    Being charged for second degree murder after jerking off in an empty room at my biotech job and cumming into a random petri dish that happened to have human egg cells in it which created a zygote that survived for 0.027 milliseconds before perishing from lack of nutrients

    • dannoffs [he/him]
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      5 个月前

      Its not murder, but I don't think ejaculating on random things at work should be allowed.

    • GarbageShoot [he/him]
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      5 个月前

      jerking off in an empty room at my biotech job and cumming into a random petri dish

      blob-no-thoughts

      • mar_k [he/him]
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        5 个月前

        i was trying to think of something obscure that would create and kill a zygote outside of a womb and that's the only thing I could think of ok volcel-kamala