Some people care about the difference between a fertilized egg and a baby, some don't.
Some people care about the difference between a fertilized egg and a zygote, but I don't. We must freeze off all the balls. Freeze off all balls now! Stop the zygote genocide! Then we can slowly, slowly unfreeze them for the next hundred thousand years to pair the zygotes together so they don't die. From now on, everyone gets their balls frozen off after puberty, cut off before. Zygotes are human! HUMAN
Very good point. Present-day humans have enough gametes to sustain the human population for at least a million years as long as they're properly managed. All true patriots must call for the cessation of sexual reproduction, and the creation of a semen and egg extraction bureau!
Why stop there? There's a 30-50% chance of an embryo simply failing to survive after fertilization, usually without the woman even being aware of its existence. We should outlaw all attempts at conception to make sure this doesn't happen.
True but that didn’t stop people on the bus from looking at my ´God is my Abortionist’ t-shirt weird on the way to work 😣
This is the thing about trying to own pro-lifers with logic, they just double down. Eventually they're gonna start mandating all biological women at the right time in their cycle have unprotected sex with the nearest fertile biological male to not deprive the world of potential humans.
And hell, I'm sure they'd ban jacking it if they could get away with it. Something something spilled seed
Being charged for second degree murder after jerking off in an empty room at my biotech job and cumming into a random petri dish that happened to have human egg cells in it which created a zygote that survived for 0.027 milliseconds before perishing from lack of nutrients
Its not murder, but I don't think ejaculating on random things at work should be allowed.
Where are you supposed to go, the floor or the counter?? They needed something to quickly contain the produce from making a mess and there were no paper towels nearby, what is this North Korea??
jerking off in an empty room at my biotech job and cumming into a random petri dish
i was trying to think of something obscure that would create and kill a zygote outside of a womb and that's the only thing I could think of ok
they are cold babies. so very cold. if they're cold, you're cold: keep them in your mouth.
trying to go for the most extreme anti-abortion position but tripping into an issue half the forced birth freaks think is satanism
so on brand lmao
Boss Baby but it's just an embryo in a petri dish. The joke about using a "cellular phone" gets used six hundred times in the film.
