• mar_k [he/him]
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    10 months ago

    Being charged for second degree murder after jerking off in an empty room at my biotech job and cumming into a random petri dish that happened to have human egg cells in it which created a zygote that survived for 0.027 milliseconds before perishing from lack of nutrients

    • dannoffs [he/him]
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      10 months ago

      Its not murder, but I don't think ejaculating on random things at work should be allowed.

      • mar_k [he/him]
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        10 months ago

        Where are you supposed to go, the floor or the counter?? They needed something to quickly contain the produce from making a mess and there were no paper towels nearby, what is this North Korea??

    • GarbageShoot [he/him]
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      10 months ago

      jerking off in an empty room at my biotech job and cumming into a random petri dish

      blob-no-thoughts

      • mar_k [he/him]
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        10 months ago

        i was trying to think of something obscure that would create and kill a zygote outside of a womb and that's the only thing I could think of ok volcel-kamala