• BeamBrain [he/him]
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    8 months ago

    I'm sure a long career of incinerating defenseless villages from 10000 feet has made him an expert in hand-to-hand combat

    • Alaskaball [comrade/them]
      hexagon
      MA
      ·
      8 months ago

      He's infantry-coded so bet he friendly fired a bunch of his buddies while on patrol because the brave Vietnamese freedom fighters snuck into the middle of their patrol, popped off a few rounds, then gleefully ran off while the American soldiers had a firefight with themselves