• goose [he/him]
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      8 months ago

      Any ending other then being the first human to fart himself to death is too good

    • culpritus [any]
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      8 months ago

      Today at the SpaceX launch facility in South Texas, Elon Musk died by drowning inside of a Tesla CyberTruck. He apparently drove the truck into the small waves on the Gulf of Mexico while filming promotional material about the CyberTruck's ability to be used as a boat. Witnesses at the scene claim the last words he was recorded uttering before the truck capsized in the shallow water was "I'm in a CyberTruck AND I'm on a FUCKING BOAT!"

      The incident recalls the recent death of another Tesla vehicle driver in a shallow pond by drowning.