That's right CEOs please get behind the wheel drunk and back your Tesla into a retaining pond.

  • Awoo [she/her]
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    8 months ago

    Bruh 8 minutes with bystanders and nobody could break a god damn window? Go get a hammer for fuck's sake.

    • FloridaBoi [he/him]
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      8 months ago

      Tempered glass doesn’t break easily which is why it’s useful to have those special pointed hammers for breaking windows in the car.

      • Awoo [she/her]
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        8 months ago

        I know that but any nearby house would have a forked hammer surely. Go smash down doors. All social rules disappear when a life or death emergency exists fuck everything else, you go and bash someone's door down and scream what you need at them. If you can't swing that thing under water properly place the sharp point on the surface and kick it.

        I don't understand how people can lack action in an emergency like this. Half these bystanders probably stood around watching instead of trying to do something.

      • Egon
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        3 months ago

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    • SoyViking [he/him]
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      8 months ago

      Live your life in a way such that when you crash your bazingamobile into a pond people around you will actually want to save you.

    • Tankiedesantski [he/him]
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      8 months ago

      I would not go to the trouble of lifting a finger to save a drowning billionaire, much less get my clothes wet for one.