• axont [she/her, comrade/them]
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    8 months ago

    Oh, you think wokeism is the answer? Well when I see big tits I turn into a wolf, I start howling, and my tongue flaps out and I have to roll it back up into my mouth because it's like 20 feet long. Then I turn into a steam whistle.

    • Omegamint [comrade/them, doe/deer]
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      8 months ago

      When I see bazongas my eyes actually literally pop straight out of my head and onto the floor where I'm left sobbing trying to find them again. Thanks, obama

      • Great_Leader_Is_Dead
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        8 months ago

        Thanks to the woke mod, if I run at a woman with outstretched arms yelling "Awooga Awooga!" I get a safe dropped on my head, then the door opens up and there are tiny birds flying around my head. Cancel culture gone mad.