InevitableSwing [none/use name] to chapotraphouse • 3 months ago🎶 But I'm a man, yes I am / And I can't help but drink you downimagemessage-square20 arrow-up142file-text
arrow-up142image🎶 But I'm a man, yes I am / And I can't help but drink you downInevitableSwing [none/use name] to chapotraphouse • 3 months agomessage-square20 Commentsfile-text
minus-squareSorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]hexbear10•3 months agoImagine the piss you'd need to take after downing the xl size of that thing, ugh just shivering in my pantaloons thinking about it. link
minus-squareInevitableSwing [none/use name]hexagonhexbear11•edit-23 months ago"Hey, Chad - I just downed a Big Gulp! How 'bout that, huh?" "Amateur... Behold." He shows the little man his FIFTY OUNCER. "Oh! You're not chug that all at once. Are you?" Chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug. Burp. "Oh, fuck." "Go home and get your shine box." link
Imagine the piss you'd need to take after downing the xl size of that thing, ugh just shivering in my pantaloons thinking about it.
"Hey, Chad - I just downed a Big Gulp! How 'bout that, huh?"
"Amateur... Behold." He shows the little man his FIFTY OUNCER.
"Oh! You're not chug that all at once. Are you?"
Chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug. Burp.
"Oh, fuck."
"Go home and get your shine box."
along with some kidney stones