• EmmaGoldman [she/her, comrade/them]M
        hexbear
        12
        3 months ago

        "That much Dew could kill a mortal perhaps, but I shall become one with the Blast, the Baja will flow through me! Witness my glory as I ascend the One True Mountain!"

        Smash cut to interior doctor's office, an ear-ringing sound nearly drowns out a young doctor with a lumberjack beard and a north face vest explaining diabetes treatment options.

      • Findom_DeLuise [she/her, they/them]
        hexbear
        9
        edit-2
        3 months ago

        Nah, you'll be fine as long as you aren't over-sensitive to caffeine or on heart medication or something:

        • Baja Blast has about 54 mg of caffeine per 12 ounce can, putting it at 225 mg of caffeine if you filled the entire tumbler with it.
        • Dew Zero is 69 mg per 12 ounces, which would be about 287.5 mg for this thing.

        As for regular coffee/energy drink serving sizes:

        • A single 16 ounce Monster Java is around 200 mg, and an Absolute Zero is in the neighborhood of 140 mg.
        • A cup of strong coffee is between 250 and 350, and Death Wish claims to be 666 mg.
  • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]
    hexbear
    10
    3 months ago

    Imagine the piss you'd need to take after downing the xl size of that thing, ugh just shivering in my pantaloons thinking about it.

    • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
      hexagon
      hexbear
      11
      edit-2
      3 months ago

      "Hey, Chad - I just downed a Big Gulp! How 'bout that, huh?"

      "Amateur... Behold." He shows the little man his FIFTY OUNCER.

      "Oh! You're not chug that all at once. Are you?"

      Chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug. Burp.

      "Oh, fuck."

      "Go home and get your shine box."

  • @SSJ2Marx
    hexbear
    8
    3 months ago

    Look at the shape. That bit near the bottom is what a cup of something used to be, when the size was standardized. Everything on top of that is fifty years of inflation.

  • PointAndClique [they/them]
    hexbear
    6
    3 months ago

    Wouldn't that just fuck up your wrist carrying 1.5kg all day with a shitty plastic handle

  • @Anne_Teefa
    hexbear
    5
    3 months ago

    Oblong liquid holder, Newtonian fluid capturer, tall skinny bowl with ergonomic grasping device.... Soda holda...

  • D61 [any]
    hexbear
    5
    3 months ago

    fry ... why is his hand blurry?... WHY IS HIS HAND BLURRY?

  • Lenins_Cat_Reincarnated [he/him]
    hexbear
    4
    3 months ago

    So much big cup in these comments. Me lovey a big cup so that I only need to fill twice a day to be hydrated. Needs to have less sugary contents than in the pic though

    • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
      hexagon
      hexbear
      4
      3 months ago

      I can only speak for myself but I am not a big cup hater. I just think it's funny.

      Also - I like big cups although not to that level. Right now I'm drinking coffee from a metal pint glass. I don't ever want to be within arms length of such a cup because it's my nature to drink more even if the cup is too big to do that or in that case way too big. I could suffer from water toxicity.

      • Lenins_Cat_Reincarnated [he/him]
        hexbear
        2
        3 months ago

        Don’t get me wrong, that pic is hilarious. I’m often dehydrated because I’m too lazy to refill my cup so big cups are a nice solution

        • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
          hexagon
          hexbear
          2
          3 months ago

          Related - https://hexbear.net/post/2182662?scrollToComments=false

          Full disclosure - shameless plug. Haha.