• InevitableSwing [none/use name]
    hexagon
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    edit-2
    9 months ago

    "Hey, Chad - I just downed a Big Gulp! How 'bout that, huh?"

    "Amateur... Behold." He shows the little man his FIFTY OUNCER.

    "Oh! You're not chug that all at once. Are you?"

    Chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug. Burp.

    "Oh, fuck."

    "Go home and get your shine box."