InevitableSwing [none/use name] to chapotraphouse • 8 months ago🎶 But I'm a man, yes I am / And I can't help but drink you downimagemessage-square20 fedilinkarrow-up142file-text
arrow-up142image🎶 But I'm a man, yes I am / And I can't help but drink you downInevitableSwing [none/use name] to chapotraphouse • 8 months agomessage-square20 Commentsfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareInevitableSwing [none/use name]hexagonhexbear11·edit-28 months ago"Hey, Chad - I just downed a Big Gulp! How 'bout that, huh?" "Amateur... Behold." He shows the little man his FIFTY OUNCER. "Oh! You're not chug that all at once. Are you?" Chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug. Burp. "Oh, fuck." "Go home and get your shine box." link
"Hey, Chad - I just downed a Big Gulp! How 'bout that, huh?"
"Amateur... Behold." He shows the little man his FIFTY OUNCER.
"Oh! You're not chug that all at once. Are you?"
Chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug. Burp.
"Oh, fuck."
"Go home and get your shine box."