I still sometimes think about the guy in my lower secondary school English class in probably 2016 reading the infobox on the Wikipedia article for Tanzania, and saying out loud, "Official languages: none de jure??", pronouncing it in a heavy singsongy Norwegian accent like "NOO-nuh duh YEW-ruh??", apparently believing "None De Jure" to be the name of some sort of obscure African language rather than just meaning "no official language"
And then I remember that this was around the same time that the teacher asked what New York was named after, and I raised my hand and answered "the Dork of York". And then my soul goes nichijou_pencil_stab.mp4 for a bit
A bully at my boarding school once confidently stated that a painting was made by Korpy Rait (Copyright)
Another asshole at my boarding school once copied my math homework as I wrote the word "Elephant" as the answer to a math question
We had a kid get thrown out of the classroom for having smelly feet.
A third asshole kid once teamed up with the Korpy Rait kid, and tried to beat up one of the nerdy kids. And he ended up hiding under the bed, while his victim started playing on his laptop on top of the bed. Waiting for him to come out, so he could keep whooping his ass.
Honestly I have so many of these stories all of them remembered by everyone, but from here on they get really fucking dark. That school sucked.