(Not so) fun fact, there are several US states which prohibit the direct sale of unpasteurized milk, but allow the owner to drink milk from the cow, so they exploit the loophole by having buyers purchase a fractional share of the cow so that they can drink the milk.
![[Not the Onion] Customers are asking for H5N1 milk.](https://hexbear.net/pictrs/image/efbeb763-21ee-4ba3-accf-b1e6e59dc973.jpeg){kind=link}
(Not so) fun fact, there are several US states which prohibit the direct sale of unpasteurized milk, but allow the owner to drink milk from the cow, so they exploit the loophole by having buyers purchase a fractional share of the cow so that they can drink the milk.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Herdshare
fitting since fractional ownership is one of the key technologies needed for capitalism
I had no idea. That's fucking awful.