LENINSGHOSTFACEKILLA [he/him] to news • 7 months agoAlex Jones agrees to liquidates assetsexternal-linkmessage-square33 fedilinkarrow-up1114file-textcross-posted to: chapotraphouse
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minus-squareSacredExcrement [any, comrade/them]hexbear67·7 months agoCan we also liquidate Alex Jones while we're at it? link
minus-squarespace_comrade [he/him]hexbear38·7 months agoPreferably literally. Turn him into fertilizer and feed him to soybean plants. link
minus-squareTorenico [he/him]hexbear37·7 months agoWe should turn him into some sort of chemical that can be expelled by airplanes, leaving a trail of alex jones particles hanging in the air link
minus-squarejack [he/him, comrade/them]hexbear16·7 months agothis dude is definitely made mostly of prions link
minus-squareSacredExcrement [any, comrade/them]hexbear16·7 months agoOh that's exactly what I meant by my phrasing There's lots of woodchippers out there Or we could just get a really big blender link
minus-squareLENINSGHOSTFACEKILLA [he/him]hexagonhexbear14·7 months agoI'll do it by hand. For free! link
minus-squareOutdoor_Catgirl [she/her, they/them]hexbear13·7 months agoNah I don't want brain force in my beans link
minus-squareInevitableSwing [none/use name]hexbear7·7 months agoSoylent Green is people! Soybean Green is Alex Jones! link
Can we also liquidate Alex Jones while we're at it?
Preferably literally. Turn him into fertilizer and feed him to soybean plants.
We should turn him into some sort of chemical that can be expelled by airplanes, leaving a trail of alex jones particles hanging in the air
this dude is definitely made mostly of prions
Oh that's exactly what I meant by my phrasing
There's lots of woodchippers out there
Or we could just get a really big blender
I'll do it by hand. For free!
Feet first.
Nah I don't want brain force in my beans
Soylent Green is people!Soybean Green is Alex Jones!