https://x.com/JohnConstas/status/1798433039825199317

  • Tankiedesantski [he/him]
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    21 days ago

    Me, in a neck brace because even slight movement may snap my neck

    "Oh no, that looks like one of them new steampu-"

    Cringe

    Snap.

    • 7bicycles [he/him]
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      21 days ago

      I wake up, the nurses and doctors are there to greet me and they get to about "G'day most distinguished gentlem-" before I turn off my own life support