• came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]
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    5 months ago

    i could see them all completely falling in line with instruction, except some third string writer who caught it on his phone and blew the conspiracy wide open as a guest on The Adam Friedland Show.

    and then everyone on TAFS gets into a helicopter accident in Medford, NJ.

    Where I come from
    everybody dies in a helicopter crash.
    Me and all my friends live a simple life
    cookin' to death in helicopter gas.