• Adkml [he/him]
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      11 days ago

      I want this to happen just so clinton can fucking eat shit in front of the entire world again.

      I had a theory she was making all these tone deaf antagonistic statements to kill the campaign and make sure she didn't go down in history as thenonly person who.managed to lose to trump.

      Jumping on the sinking ship to cement your legacy as the only person to lose to him TWICE would be incredible.

  • regul [any]
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    12 days ago

    Trading in someone with 20% favorability for someone with 25% favorability is truly the shot in the arm the Biden campaign needs.

  • GnastyGnuts [he/him]
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    12 days ago

    Get Hilldawg on that ticket, stat. Also I just found out stat is short for statim in that context, which is just Latin for "immediately."

  • CommunistBear [he/him]
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    12 days ago

    Hilary signing on to be Pres once Biden's brain fully melts only for him to somehow stay alive another 4 years would be very funny

    • Black_Mald_Futures [any]
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      12 days ago

      Only topped by if she immediately loses her next election attempt after he's out

    • came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]
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      11 days ago

      she signs on as VP and begins covering for Joe at various, tightly-scripted campaign appearances. the entire media apparatus comes together to insist all of us vote for her turn and during a live event, like an SNL appearance playing herself next to Kate McKinnon as her twin, when she is pumped full of B12 and medical grade amphetimines and pantomiming playing a duet on a piano, the curated crowd is glowing and chanting it's love for her, some critical neuron cluster for inhibition depolarizes and she starts singing the N-word in dementia-powered ecstasy.

      the control booth is too surprised and awestruck to dump out of it before the delay runs out, and a full 4 seconds of it hits the airwaves.

      the newscycle tries to convince everyone that it was a russian deepfake hack and that it didn't actually happen. but it did. and within 12 hours everyone with access to a screen has seen it.

      • GrouchyGrouse [he/him]
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        11 days ago

        The entire studio audience along with cast and crew of SNL are blacksited

        • came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]
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          11 days ago

          i could see them all completely falling in line with instruction, except some third string writer who caught it on his phone and blew the conspiracy wide open as a guest on The Adam Friedland Show.

          and then everyone on TAFS gets into a helicopter accident in Medford, NJ.

          Where I come from
          everybody dies in a helicopter crash.
          Me and all my friends live a simple life
          cookin' to death in helicopter gas.

    • Adkml [he/him]
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      11 days ago

      "The only coherent statement he's put out in 6 months is 'fuck you Hillary you'll take this seat from my cold dead ass'"

    • SacredExcrement [any, comrade/them]
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      11 days ago

      Her becoming his vp, and then dying of old age before him while he's still in office would be pretty funny too

      She's 76 herself

  • FnordPrefect [comrade/them, he/him]
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    12 days ago

    maybe-later-kiddo "Look, the president is a barely animated husk. We need a proper Lich Queen to maintain the seals binding him to this plane!"

  • 2812481591 [any, it/its]
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    11 days ago

    is it ethical for an 81 year old male to run for office with a 76 year old female? imo, the age gap is kinda ick.

  • WhatDoYouMeanPodcast [comrade/them]
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    11 days ago

    I'm not kidding - put Pokimane on the ticket and you'd probably have a higher % chance to win when a bunch of freeze-gamer s come out like it's Avengers Endgame

    • Dessa [she/her]
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      11 days ago

      A celebrity pick honestly wouldn't be a terrible move for them.

      • regul [any]
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        11 days ago

        But what about the norms?!

        • Dessa [she/her]
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          11 days ago

          They don't care about the norms ans can easily persuade their base to adjust their priorities on this.

          • regul [any]
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            11 days ago

            I'd argue the Dems care more about the "norms" than they care about winning.

            • Dessa [she/her]
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              11 days ago

              Maybe some of them, but I think it's just weaponized incompetence

  • mar_k [he/him]
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    11 days ago

    zany xanax addict cop who laughs inappropriately and doesn't believe in a single thing or cold and condescending racist warhawk who laughs about 30% less?