https://subium.com/profile/golikehellmachine.com/post/3kwsmloa3es2a

  • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
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    5 months ago

    BlueMAGA is on a roll!

    Looks like the movement to switch candidates is officially dead so you know what time it is — time to band together and drag our boy across the finish line by any means necessary

    https://subium.com/profile/notdred.bsky.social/post/3kwsp2eq24s2e

    The people I'm linking to aren't politically naïve. They're political junkies who post lib shit every single day. They know that endorsements don't mean shit. I'm almost embarrassed for them. Yeesh.

    • EmoThugInMyPhase [he/him]
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      5 months ago

      Why don’t democrats just recast Biden with a body double? Like just hire some 45 year old guy to be Biden, and never acknowledge any questions or comments regarding the switch or Biden’s sudden youth and improvement in speech and vigor

      • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
        hexagon
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        5 months ago

        "It's my official act that I, Joseph Robinette Biden, the 46th President of These Great United States of America am now this man standing right here. It's an official act so it's 100% legal. I am now a 45 mean old guy in perfect health. The Democrats in conjunction with EldritchTechnologies have transferred my being, psyche, and memories to this younger, fitter, stronger body. My brain is excellent and well, I'm happy to say that it was decades since I had good wood like this. Right now in fact. I'll take questions now from the media. You - reporter big hooters - what's your question?..."

        The very next day Biden 2.0 is replaced with Biden 3.0. The White House refuses to say who Biden 2.0 was or what happened to him. All they will say is that "due to technical issues - his version was cancelled."

      • Dessa [she/her]
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        5 months ago

        Replace him with a 20 year old man who can do a backflip to show vigor