‘We are neighbors, friends, co-workers, citizens. Most importantly: we are fellow Americans,’ the president says after the assassination attempt on his opponent
In a way - I feel very disconnected to America. Right now I'm in the middle of binge watching the original Twilight Zone. I have no idea what current American pop culture is about. I assume I saw the words "Ninja Warrior" at Hexbear but I had no interest in it so I didn't google. I just watched the show for the first time in this clip - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOVat4QLLE8
Facts, Sasuke was heat but the Amerikan flavor feels watered down and Fear Factor adjacent. Half certain a bunch of the Amerikan courses are chopped down and truncated too from their original inspirations as far as heights and lengths are concerned
"Remember-remember when the Linjurd-burg baby was kidnapped? I remember. I remember. I was in Scranton PA like it happened yesterday. I said "Pop, is the Linjurd-burg baby gonna be okay?" And he said "I dunno, son. But you need to recite the Declaration of the Pledge of Allegiance before you brush your teeth and go to bed." So I did. The next day the Linjurd-burg baby was dead. It was sad. So sad. Mom was crying but I think that's because Dad was mean to her about her cooking. And she was a very bad cook. But still everything was so sad."
"And now President Lininjurd Burger was linjurd in the ear-derburg. Almost dead too! America needs to return to its roots. I called Donald-land-o-burger and I told him I as praying for him and I'd help him in whatever way I could. He said "Yeah, whatever." So I know things are gonna be okay. There's nothing we can do - if we do it together. Nothing we can do..."
Video - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5W2vMYxF4BE
Great, just fucking great. Not only is he garbage - his brains are continuing to leak out of his ears!
0:31 "Thankfully former Trump is not seriously linjerd."
04:09 "But in America we resolve our differences at the battle box. That's how we do it - at the battle box not with bullets."
Also
He's right, we all get together at the battle box and fight with the giant foam polearms from american gladiators.
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i was just thinking about this the other day.. i used to watch this on saturday mornings when i got up a little too early for cartoons
now they have ninja warrior on primetime
In a way - I feel very disconnected to America. Right now I'm in the middle of binge watching the original Twilight Zone. I have no idea what current American pop culture is about. I assume I saw the words "Ninja Warrior" at Hexbear but I had no interest in it so I didn't google. I just watched the show for the first time in this clip - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOVat4QLLE8
It's an abomination of American reality TV that's aping one of the best Japanese televised sports of all time.
Facts, Sasuke was heat but the Amerikan flavor feels watered down and Fear Factor adjacent. Half certain a bunch of the Amerikan courses are chopped down and truncated too from their original inspirations as far as heights and lengths are concerned
yep.. that's it.. its like an even shittier version of american gladiators
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REDI VSI BLUEI no wonder they so much love the faux cyrillic since they also butchers their own script
That was the best take?
My wild hunch is that it was the first take and he simply refused to do another.
too late in the day, grampy is tired
Linjired hamberder
"Remember-remember when the Linjurd-burg baby was kidnapped? I remember. I remember. I was in Scranton PA like it happened yesterday. I said "Pop, is the Linjurd-burg baby gonna be okay?" And he said "I dunno, son. But you need to recite the Declaration of the Pledge of Allegiance before you brush your teeth and go to bed." So I did. The next day the Linjurd-burg baby was dead. It was sad. So sad. Mom was crying but I think that's because Dad was mean to her about her cooking. And she was a very bad cook. But still everything was so sad."
"And now President Lininjurd Burger was linjurd in the ear-derburg. Almost dead too! America needs to return to its roots. I called Donald-land-o-burger and I told him I as praying for him and I'd help him in whatever way I could. He said "Yeah, whatever." So I know things are gonna be okay. There's nothing we can do - if we do it together. Nothing we can do..."
Biden misspeaking again
But real ones know what he meant to say: That Americans settle their differents at the BattleBots arena,
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