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I feel like it's a little more clear and uses mainstream terms. Also, great suggestion from @marxisthayaca@hexbear.net to highlight the beauty pageant stuff. Most people are grossed out by child beauty pageants for good reason, and this is especially true on sites like reddit if anyone is planning to share it there.
My only critique is the use of the word "chud" but that depends on how much mass appeal you are aiming for. If you want to reach a broader audience consider changing that to a term that isn't a leftist in-joke.
But otherwise it's great.
chud, to me, is like the potential of such a word like 'tory', the irish word for "thief"
Used to refer to another thing, now abstracted to refer to conservatives...
I'm all for mainstreaming "chud" if we can. It sounds like an ugly brutish word. Perfect for an ugly brutish ideology.
Chaim to Stalin and Grouse
Maybe "conservative chuds" would work to make it more clear but also popularize the term "chud".