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I feel like it's a little more clear and uses mainstream terms. Also, great suggestion from @marxisthayaca@hexbear.net to highlight the beauty pageant stuff. Most people are grossed out by child beauty pageants for good reason, and this is especially true on sites like reddit if anyone is planning to share it there.
I'm all for mainstreaming "chud" if we can. It sounds like an ugly brutish word. Perfect for an ugly brutish ideology.
Chaim to Stalin and Grouse