I have nothing funny to say about this. This particular grift has already killed or permanently disabled, with agonizing pain, thousands of primates under sloppy conditions that would fit right in with Mengele.
I have deep, lasting hatred for these death cultists.
If you want somebody to kill your dog I'm pretty sure there's a Republican governor out there who will do it for free. No need to bother with a chip.
I hope the dog is able to telepathically broadcast its agony to this shithead the entire time it is dying.
Cops love killing dogs