Someone dm trump that if you say "RIZZ" 12 times into the mirror in a dark room at midnight the Rizzler will appear and grant you unlimited rizz in exchange for your soul.
12 times? In this economy? Look, bub, Candyman promised me a quick "hook under the balls, up, and ripped out" death. He promised it's his fastest, least painful option. And all he asks for it is 5 Candymans.
But not to outbid!... Beetlejuice will do it for 3. No mirror needed. He also tells me he can turn into some sort of giant sand snake... so, that seems useful.
Someone dm trump that if you say "RIZZ" 12 times into the mirror in a dark room at midnight the Rizzler will appear and grant you unlimited rizz in exchange for your soul.
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15 skibidi gyatts to a soul
12 times? In this economy? Look, bub, Candyman promised me a quick "hook under the balls, up, and ripped out" death. He promised it's his fastest, least painful option. And all he asks for it is 5 Candymans.
But not to outbid!... Beetlejuice will do it for 3. No mirror needed. He also tells me he can turn into some sort of giant sand snake... so, that seems useful.