• Frank [he/him, he/him]
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    1 month ago

    I will take the ring to mordor. I will make a movie where no one wears pants at any point, it has nothing to do with the plot, and everyone with a penis has an erection, in every shot, for no plot relevant reason except the mpaa can and should crawl in to a drainage pipe during a monsoon and put itself out of the world's misery.

    • Tabitha ☢️[she/her]
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      edit-2
      1 month ago

      ok so frodo has to take the cockring to morwhores where the evil Haurdon is

      • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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        1 month ago

        Lord of the G strings, staring Misty Mundae as Dildo Saggins i am not kidding it is a real softcore film.