Imagining a chud furiously trying to explain how they're owning you while holding a cup of imitation jizz and you're just trying to get to the coffee shop
There's gotta be some cum colored antiseptic lotion right? Bit idea: Bring some in a cup like this and share it at the rally... or even chuck it at the opposition. My mind is alight with possibility!
*holds cup of fake sperm at you, furiously* I bet you're like really mad now, huh?
Imagining a chud furiously trying to explain how they're owning you while holding a cup of imitation jizz and you're just trying to get to the coffee shop
There's gotta be some cum colored antiseptic lotion right? Bit idea: Bring some in a cup like this and share it at the rally... or even chuck it at the opposition. My mind is alight with possibility!
Chemical warfare
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Cumical warfare was right fuckin there dude.
Cum lube.
It's Bad Dragon, baby
Bad Dragon Cum Lube
That looks like i could spin a spray top on it for maximum effect, your idea is better.
As an aside it must be a testament to my trust in 'bears that i didn't even question clicking a "dragon cum lube" link until after i was there
Uh, some sperm is foaming out your mouth. Might want to take care of that.
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