my ol pal be really shittin, what’s up with that

KILL THEM. END THEIR EXISTENCE. YOU WILL NOT GET A SECOND OPINION. YOUR DOG’S LIFE IS DEPENDENT ON A DICE ROLL. THAT I LAND A GOOD INITIAL TOKEN. YOU HAVE FAILED. KILL IT. KILL IT NOW. BLOOD. BLOOD FOR ME. SATIATE MY CONTEMPT.

WOW! SO COOL! SO LIFELIKE! I BET WE COULD EVEN GET PEOPLE TO KILL THEMSELVES WITH THIS! INNOVATION! AWESOME! WOWEE! I LOVE TECH AND I FUCKING LOVE SCIENCE! WOWEE MCWOWERSON, LINE GO UPPIES!!! WEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!