• DefinitelyNotAPhone [he/him]
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    2 months ago

    For someone as obsessed with surface level cyberpunk aesthetics as Elon is, you'd think he'd at least hire some LARPers to pretend to be Arasaka ninjas and guard him.

    We really are living in cyberpunk-without-the-cyber, we don't even get the cool cyborg cops kicking our doors in.

    • UlyssesT [he/him]
      hexagon
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      2 months ago

      See his grand vision that he posted on Twitter for the future of Mars?

      A fucking highway. With cars. With a red background.

      Billionaires don't have much imagination. It's all yachts and private jets and abusing children on remote islands. epsteingelion

    • Dolores [love/loves]
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      2 months ago

      least hire some LARPers to pretend to be Arasaka ninjas

      shit has any movie done this yet? a traditional build up of these HARD CYBER NINJAS and then the hero smacks one of them and the cosplay armor shatters and the rest of the bodyguards immediately back off