• Nakoichi [they/them]
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    2 months ago

    This definitely happened. I know when I am hanging out with my gang buddies we always make sure to do our drugs in the middle of the street outside incredibly well surveiled corporate office parking structures.

    • Mindfury [he/him]
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      2 months ago

      arm and materially support the drug gang blockading twitter HQ

    • UlyssesT [he/him]
      hexagon
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      2 months ago

      It's drugs when it's gangs. us-foreign-policy

      It's "nootropics" when billionaires are K-Holing themselves into temporary escape from being loathsome pieces of shit that are hated by ex-wives and children alike.

  • UlyssesT [he/him]
    hexagon
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    2 months ago

    Scary street drugs done by thugs us-foreign-policy like weed when it isn't for a rite of passage on the Joe Rogan Experience billionaire-tears

    Billionaire vampires K-Holing themselves while dishing out designer drugs that evade codification because they're primarily used by Silicon Valley sex pests for mind control attempts on their "pets" melon-musk

  • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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    2 months ago

    Bro you are a billionaire. You have comical amounts of money. You could retain 100 fully armed knights with a stipend of 10 million dollars per annum, each, forever. How, how, HOW, do you not have your own muscle?

    • DefinitelyNotAPhone [he/him]
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      2 months ago

      For someone as obsessed with surface level cyberpunk aesthetics as Elon is, you'd think he'd at least hire some LARPers to pretend to be Arasaka ninjas and guard him.

      We really are living in cyberpunk-without-the-cyber, we don't even get the cool cyborg cops kicking our doors in.

      • UlyssesT [he/him]
        hexagon
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        2 months ago

        See his grand vision that he posted on Twitter for the future of Mars?

        A fucking highway. With cars. With a red background.

        Billionaires don't have much imagination. It's all yachts and private jets and abusing children on remote islands. epsteingelion

      • Dolores [love/loves]
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        2 months ago

        least hire some LARPers to pretend to be Arasaka ninjas

        shit has any movie done this yet? a traditional build up of these HARD CYBER NINJAS and then the hero smacks one of them and the cosplay armor shatters and the rest of the bodyguards immediately back off

    • NuraShiny [any]
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      2 months ago

      You are correct, but I think X is the deadname.

      • Lenins_Cat_Reincarnated
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        2 months ago

        By doing the twitter/X thing he’s admitting that X is a horrible name that can’t stand on itself.

  • Sulvor [he/him, undecided]
    ·
    2 months ago

    Show

    We're all looking for the guy who made adequate housing unaffordable and a society so bad that people do drugs to forget about it for a bit

  • UlyssesT [he/him]
    hexagon
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    edit-2
    2 months ago

    ELO~N: Wow a cyberpunk future would be so cool

    Also ELO~N: A GANG was doing DRUGS near me

  • D61 [any]
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    2 months ago

    picture of asthmatic school children and their inhalers