This definitely happened. I know when I am hanging out with my gang buddies we always make sure to do our drugs in the middle of the street outside incredibly well surveiled corporate office parking structures.
I missed your very very specific posting style man, glad you're back.
A gang doing drugs on a street outside of a parking garage attached to Twitter, a very real thing that happens.
They were armed with rocket launchers (cool!) and flamethrowers (extra bazinga cool!) but they were very menacing and non white (bad!) trust me on this one, it's for real!
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
A gang that announces to Elon and the security staff that follow him, that they are in fact a gang.
Bro you are a billionaire. You have comical amounts of money. You could retain 100 fully armed knights with a stipend of 10 million dollars per annum, each, forever. How, how, HOW, do you not have your own muscle?
For someone as obsessed with surface level cyberpunk aesthetics as Elon is, you'd think he'd at least hire some LARPers to pretend to be Arasaka ninjas and guard him.
We really are living in cyberpunk-without-the-cyber, we don't even get the cool cyborg cops kicking our doors in.
least hire some LARPers to pretend to be Arasaka ninjas
shit has any movie done this yet? a traditional build up of these HARD CYBER NINJAS and then the hero smacks one of them and the cosplay armor shatters and the rest of the bodyguards immediately back off
By doing the twitter/X thing he’s admitting that X is a horrible name that can’t stand on itself.
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We're all looking for the guy who made adequate housing unaffordable and a society so bad that people do drugs to forget about it for a bit
He didn't have his Cyberguards execute them on sight? Skill issue.
