There were lots of people coughing and such everywhere I went. Burger brainworms plus fancy-rona having a field day it seems.

  • UlyssesT [he/him]
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    24 days ago

    Burgerland has decided lifelong debilitation and gurgling suffocating deaths are a fair trade for easier access to treats. grillman corona

    • VILenin [he/him]
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      24 days ago

      I’m told by the boss that me wearing a mask is “scaring” the passengers.

      • UlyssesT [he/him]
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        24 days ago

        It's fucking twisted how that's the new way to abolish masks... and it's working.

        • VILenin [he/him]
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          24 days ago

          Combine that with FUD local news conspiracies about the latest extremely convoluted criminal plot to steal grills from suburban backyards - you know, the “stranger asking for directions is actually the first step in a criminal tactic to murder your whole family!” type copaganda - and how the evil MASKED ANTEEFUH HORDES are LEVELING CITIES, and you get the perfect recipe for some anti-mask militia to just start murdering people

          • UlyssesT [he/him]
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            24 days ago

            There's even fear propaganda focused on the ladies: cozy little "true crime" podcasts. maybe-later-kiddo

          • AndJusticeForAll [none/use name]
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            24 days ago

            Stealing people's grills was a Trailer Park Boys episode where Ricky uses kids to steal them since he think that absolved him of criminality because the kids are underage and the ones grabbing them.