what ghoul failed at their job so badly that I can still sit idly at a traffic light for 40 seconds without watching an ad about forgettable-mayo-movie-3984438974239029 or detergent?

  • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
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    4 months ago

    Hungry McDonald's Hungry McDonald's Hungry McDonald's Hungry McDonald's Hungry McDonald's Hungry McDonald's...

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    Traffic light ads could already exist. It's possible to put voices in peoples' heads via microwaves.

    Microwave auditory effect

    The microwave auditory effect, also known as the microwave hearing effect or the Frey effect, consists of the human perception of sounds induced by pulsed or modulated radio frequencies.

    • PointAndClique [they/them]
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      4 months ago

      Microwave effects have been proposed as the cause of otherwise unexplained illnesses of U.S. diplomats in Cuba and China occurring since 2017 and 2018.[12][13][14] However, this explanation has been debated. Bioengineer Kenneth R. Foster noted of the health effects observed in the diplomats, "it's crazy, but it's sure as heck not microwaves."[15] As of October 2021, a microwave cause remains one of the major hypotheses.[16][17]

      The whiplash of footnotes 15 - 17 hurt me more than Havana syndrome ever harmed anyone