Ruzzia is going to cut the internet cables under the ocean! :chris-farley:
No they're not. :adam-sandler:
Well no, they're not but it could totally happen! :chris-farley:
No it wouldn't. :adam-sandler:
No, no it wouldn't. Alright fine great good! :chris-farley:
So we can look forward to the US cutting an undersea cable soon and blaming the Russians?
It will also coincidentally happen to affect American enemies like Iran, China or Cuba.