Ruzzia is going to cut the internet cables under the ocean! :chris-farley:

No they're not. :adam-sandler:

Well no, they're not but it could totally happen! :chris-farley:

No it wouldn't. :adam-sandler:

No, no it wouldn't. Alright fine great good! :chris-farley:

    • jackmarxist [any]
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      4 months ago

      It will also coincidentally happen to affect American enemies like Iran, China or Cuba.

  • culpritus [any]
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    4 months ago

    real "Russia blew up their own NordStreams" energy with this one

  • FumpyAer [any, comrade/them]
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    4 months ago

    Us Military: We need more funding!!!!
    Congress: We budgeted more for you than the next 10 highest military budgets combined...
    US Military: Yeah, but, see, we need to... *searches desperately for a reason*
    ...surveil thousands of miles of seafloor cables?