Ruzzia is going to cut the internet cables under the ocean! :chris-farley:
No they're not. :adam-sandler:
Well no, they're not but it could totally happen! :chris-farley:
No it wouldn't. :adam-sandler:
No, no it wouldn't. Alright fine great good! :chris-farley:
So we can look forward to the US cutting an undersea cable soon and blaming the Russians?
It will also coincidentally happen to affect American enemies like Iran, China or Cuba.
Us Military: We need more funding!!!!
Congress: We budgeted more for you than the next 10 highest military budgets combined...
US Military: Yeah, but, see, we need to... *searches desperately for a reason*
...surveil thousands of miles of seafloor cables?You really think a country would do that? Just go in the ocean and destroy infrastructure?