If you say I hate the automotive designers who can't design properly angled headlights, I'm criminalizing your shit take too

      • Des [she/her, they/them]
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        3 months ago

        i still have one of those frag bomb airbags in my car. accident = claymore mine to the face

        keeps me driving safe

      • 7bicycles [he/him]
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        3 months ago

        Thinking to small, put a spike on every steering wheel and you'd be assured people drive fucking carefully

    • miz [any, any]
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      3 months ago

      all vehicles are fitted with an ten-inch blade sticking out of the steering wheel toward the driver. everyone starts driving REALLY CAREFULLY

      (this is lifted from some comedian but I can't remember who)

    • infuziSporg [e/em/eir]
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      3 months ago

      42k deaths a year (14 per 100,000, or a lifetime risk of over 1 in 1000) doesn't seem to deter many people.

      Being disfigured, instead of dead, just might.

    • Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee
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      3 months ago

      Pedestrians & cyclists should be safe - if you hit one instead of airbags knife-bags deploy. That or ejector seats when applicable.

      Or both, in that order but with like a 5 second delay in between for comedic effect.