lets say you have marx juice or some kind of consumable (or suppository) "marx pill" you could give to someone that would suddenly completely cure their reactionary, centrist, or liberal disease. lets say they are totally understanding and consenting to this transformation to avoid conversations about the lore
i was just thinking about dan carlin in another thread because communist dan carlin would be hilarious and pretty fun but then also not annoying. donald trump would be another good option, and i've seen that exact bit done like a half dozen times on this very site
who do you bring into salvation??????
for love of my father and a distaste of his brainworms i'm selfishly gonna hold his ass down and make him drink deeply of the mystik röt
once we get this in industrial production we'll need to make sure there's enough for all of our dads + uncles