lets say you have marx juice or some kind of consumable (or suppository) "marx pill" you could give to someone that would suddenly completely cure their reactionary, centrist, or liberal disease. lets say they are totally understanding and consenting to this transformation to avoid conversations about the lore

i was just thinking about dan carlin in another thread because communist dan carlin would be hilarious and pretty fun but then also not annoying. donald trump would be another good option, and i've seen that exact bit done like a half dozen times on this very site

who do you bring into salvation??????

  • RiotDoll [she/her, she/her]
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    1 day ago

    for love of my father and a distaste of his brainworms i'm selfishly gonna hold his ass down and make him drink deeply of the mystik röt

    • 12022081631 [he/him]
      hexagon
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      1 day ago

      once we get this in industrial production we'll need to make sure there's enough for all of our dads + uncles

  • ReadFanon [any, any]
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    1 day ago

    I'd opt for either Putin or the current director of the CIA.

    Putin for obvious reasons.

    The CIA director for their ability to leak all sorts of information while critically undermining the efforts of the CIA from within, essentially hamstringing the CIA for decades to come and thus allowing countries especially in Africa and South America the breathing room to stray further leftwards without the threat of being destabilised or overthrown.

    • 12022081631 [he/him]
      hexagon
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      1 day ago

      theres a huge amount of whiplash the whole world gets when suddenly the libs most detached from reality and meaningful understanding of russia are suddenly validated goddamn

  • thelastaxolotl [he/him]
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    1 day ago

    I think it would be a good idea to inject marx juice into a union president, i think you would get most amount of radicalization from that

      • thelastaxolotl [he/him]
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        1 day ago

        You know what, turning Lula into a radical stalinist may actually work, with all the influence he has in the unions in brazil, plus the workers party and he has good relations with the PCB

        Also Evo could work too