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minus-squarecomrade_pibb [comrade/them]hexbear24·2 months agoCan someone please launch this prick in to the sun? link
minus-squareGrouchyGrouse [he/him]hexbear8·2 months agoTakes a lot of energy. Cheaper just to fling him out into space so he can watch everything get darker and darker as we leave him behind. link
minus-squarefrauddogg [they/them, null/void]hexbear2·2 months agoI'm hedging my bets on someone shoving him into the first test ship to Mars to start a bloody corporate succession war over who inherits the Alpha Bazinga's holdings. link
Can someone please launch this prick in to the sun?
Takes a lot of energy. Cheaper just to fling him out into space so he can watch everything get darker and darker as we leave him behind.
I'm hedging my bets on someone shoving him into the first test ship to Mars to start a bloody corporate succession war over who inherits the Alpha Bazinga's holdings.