• Z_Poster365 [none/use name]
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    11 hours ago

    this is the same take as when chuds think they've solved mass shootings by saying "everyone in the venue should have dogpiled onto the shooter! They can't beat 200 people with sticks!"

    • CloutAtlas [he/him]
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      10 hours ago

      Chuds: The dumb Russians just threw waves upon waves of unarmed conscripts at the Germans in WWII until they ran out of bullets

      Also Chuds: Throw waves upon waves of unarmed children at gunmen, that will solve mass shootings

    • UlyssesT [he/him]
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      11 hours ago

      Or reddit-logo smuglords that have to affirm how "cool, calm, and collected"(tm) they would be during frightening and life-threatening scenarios.

      • jack [he/him, comrade/them]
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        2 hours ago

        Every time I imagine myself in an active shooter scenario, I effortlessly save the day. Why don't people do that, like I would?

        • GrouchyGrouse [he/him]
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          2 hours ago

          I wonder if there is some kind of chrysalis those types emerge from after entering it as a "I could be a champion in the UFC if I really trained" guy on their 30th birthday