• UlyssesT [he/him]
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    11 hours ago

    Or reddit-logo smuglords that have to affirm how "cool, calm, and collected"(tm) they would be during frightening and life-threatening scenarios.

    • jack [he/him, comrade/them]
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      2 hours ago

      Every time I imagine myself in an active shooter scenario, I effortlessly save the day. Why don't people do that, like I would?

      • GrouchyGrouse [he/him]
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        2 hours ago

        I wonder if there is some kind of chrysalis those types emerge from after entering it as a "I could be a champion in the UFC if I really trained" guy on their 30th birthday