• citrussy_capybara [ze/hir]
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    6 hours ago

    sure, it sounds like it’s mainly fun, really living the dream, but over time it’s just another job

    this is some real “i should be a ladyparts doctor” level miscalculation, the dirty muscly legs you’re putting the boots on start to run together and eventually it has all the excitement of emptying chamberpots

    • Alaskaball [comrade/them]
      hexagon
      M
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      6 hours ago

      eventually it has all the excitement of emptying chamberpots

      I dunno it can be funny if you live on a upper floor somewhere and chuck the pisspot out and nail the town crier or some sloshed guards slacking on the job

      • citrussy_capybara [ze/hir]
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        6 hours ago

        AGAB 1712 - those criers are generally from poorer domains though, careful to only hit the ones who tell hunters about fox news

        • Alaskaball [comrade/them]
          hexagon
          M
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          6 hours ago

          As long as they aren't crying at bloody break o' the morn about whatever nonsense the fail son of the lord got up to in the sewage pit with the hogs while smashed again, oi won't freshen them up with me pisspot