It turns out that someone was illegally killing geese in Springfield, Ohio, but it wasn't a Haitian immigrant.Donald Trump and Sen. J.D. Vance (R-OH) spread baseless claims that the city's sizable Haitian immigrant population was stealing and eating other residents' pets, and police investigated rum...
but they need guns they can fire with their bills, or maybe we teach them how to pull the pins on grenades and air-drop them
missile launchers slung under the belly that the geese can activate by pooping