Fuck the fine give this man the governorship

  • dannoffs [he/him]
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    1 month ago

    “I’ve done nothing wrong,” he told WRDW. “I don’t know no prisoner in Jefferson County. Didn’t know of no detail that day. That was months and months ago. I don’t even remember that day. Who remembers what they doing every day?” he told the outlet.

    You can't possibly expect people to remember every ditch they've left booze in. Free my man.

      • dannoffs [he/him]
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        1 month ago

        According to the indictment, Cranford drove to Rimpy’s Store and bought a 750 milliliter bottle of Seagram’s Extra Dry Gin and left it in a ditch along Cobbham Road in the path of a work crew of state prisoners from the Jefferson County Correctional Institution.

        We spoke to one of the workers who says Cranford is a regular.

        “At least twice a week? Sometimes it might be three, but usually, at least twice a week,” said Ivie.

        Damn, why can't I have a cool Mayor

    • the_itsb [she/her, comrade/them]
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      1 month ago

      "Who remembers what they doing every day?” he told the outlet.

      real talk, this has been something that has haunted me since I saw my first detective show as a child, especially considering the way direct questions tend to make all knowledge vanish from my head

      if I'm ever investigated for a thing, I'm in so much trouble, because idk that I've ever once, in my whole life, had a decent, normal-sounding response to "what've you been up to?"

        • booty [he/him]
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          1 month ago

          yup. the only answer you ever need to have prepared for the cops is, "I would like to speak to a lawyer." Anything else you might want to say to a cop will be explained to you by your lawyer.