I'm an amazing shot but I don't suffer from main character syndrome, so I'd be the stoned to the bone quartermaster who cleans all guns just for fun.

    • EstraDoll [she/her]
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      1 month ago

      going to force a bunch of libs to watch Hamilton live but I'm in between the stage and the audience with a garden hose and I blast the actors any time they say something cringe and then blast the audience if they ever clap or laugh